You know you’re a DH fan if….
You know who’s DH
You know they have a kid
You know what’s the name of the kid
You know the kid’s not really a living thing
You know they don’t really appreciate and love the kid genuinely
You know they “konek”
You regard them as a couple even if they are not, they haven’t been, they are, they aren’t anymore or they won’t be
You would tell them “basi mag tuod” or “tuoda nyo na lng bla”
Seeing them sitting side by side is sweet
Everything about them is sweet even if it isn’t
You know what happened on December 6, 2008 and/or January 6, 2009
You wrote a comment on the DH chronicles
You love the DH chronicles even if you haven’t placed a comment
You know the DH chronicles is a trilogy
You are looking forward to the third
You know they are fixated with the colors red and yellow
You know there are certain numbers which they regard as DH numbers
You know they love the oldies
You know how they have helped the November takers for the boards
You absolutely know they are good pranksters
You may have gotten pranked by them, once or twice or who knows?
You know they’re good friends
You even said once or twice.. ”nami kamo bunggoon!”
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You know you’re DH if…
You regard ‘1’ as Rambo, ‘2’ is a team and ‘3’ as a family
You have typed “hahaha” more than any other word
You have used the Dhanzel smiley more than the hahaha’s
The Dhanzel smiley is your favorite
You call all smileys Dhanzel
You have coined a lot of meaning for DH but…
You know only ‘1’ is the real meaning
You acknowledge a kid but…
You know very well that the kid doesn’t know you’re the parents so…
You start back lashing the kid everytime!
Until now, you haven’t decided on the kid’s gender
You don’t even know if the kid has one! Haha!
You are fixated with the colors red and yellow and
You know why
You are obsessed with equating everything to 1, 2, 3, 6 and 8
You know the individual meaning of those DH numbers
You never fail to smile when you see a DH color or DH number, whenever, wherever
You star in the DH chronicles
You are proud you are in it and it has gone a long, long way
You totally understand why resting, err, settling down is a disadvantage
You Edward Cullenize each other
You are surprised at every ‘konek’-tion you make
You are able to convert any serious problem to DH mode
Until now, you haven’t figured out what went wrong with the 72 bottles for 99 stomachs for 2 days
You are fascinated with anything related to liver, eyes and glutathione
Your favorite and most used phrase might be “I really don’t know”
You have converted that phrase to “magic word”
You do “whatever makes them happy.”
You regard yourselves as Team Betamax
You listen to old songs and watch old movies and cartoons
You can’t hide laughter when you talk to each other
You have tried to hide that laughter but it did not work
You know that hidden laughter generates more hidden smiles
You may have fallen from a bed due to excessive laughter
You have been to all stages of smiles…hidden smiles…random smiles…intriguing smiles…evil smiles…smiles with bulging eyes…
You have had nightmares of bulging eyes and smiley smiles, several times
You know that the hardest and most manifested of them all is the random smiles
You are having random smiles everyday
One of you may just be too slow or too fast
If you feel lazy, you are actually Ga-Te namad
You always feel the abovementioned
You regard Beautiful Girl by Jose Mari Chan as your lullabye and Please Be Careful with my heart as a theme song
Everlasting Love by The Company makes you smile
The movie, While You Were Sleeping reminds you of all things DH
You gave each other DH “gefts” last Christmas
You may have wished that Santa is blind last Christmas so that he won’t see what you’ve been doing
You don’t know what a coaster is at first
You have been fascinated with the coaster ever since
You had so much fun last January 6
You have played several pranks and the victims fell for it every time!
You laugh first before saying hello whenever you see each other
Not saying hello to each other in malls is better than saying hello and having random smiles thereafter while walking by yourself
You have talked the DH lingo to ordinary peeps and they “really don’t know” what you’re talking about
You just then gave them the classic “smile and wave”
It’s either etchos or etchos aside, if it’s in between, you Edward Cullenize each other
You think the DH chronicles generated many fans
You know ‘1’ person who never fails to tease and even went his way to send an email reminding you of his baseball bat to be used to beat you up “kun indi kamo magdayunay”
You have 1 ultimate secret
Your contracts are extending as always
That secret cannot be revealed soon since the contract extended
You know what a tally board is and who’s in it
You make fun of each other
You favorite time of the day is 1:38 or maybe 3:18 or…whatever! As long as it involves the DH numbers, you’re fine with it!
Most people are just better late comers than you do
As of February 6, you haven’t failed to talk DH every single day to each other
You notice something with the date 2-06
You can’t stop smiling right now
You can’t believe you’re smiling on a thing which makes no sense to others
These things totally makes sense to you
You consider you minds as sleeping monsters
You are far too ambitious thinking that you can author a book, teach, go to school and be a darn parent of an imaginary kid all at the same time.
You have written etchos poems
You support each other’s blogs
You call each other darling or baby kalbo or baby sunglass, whichever is appropriate
You are a hopeless, and I mean HOPELESS romantic
You prefer yellow M&M’s over other colors and use the red one as lipstick or face paint
You have eaten a chocolate cake using chopsticks which are meant to be the slicer
You know what day of the week is considered DH day
You are hunted by DH things almost everyday
You know what’s the DH curse and the ‘1’ letter that accompanies it
You know its DH karma if something bad happens
You are surprised to have same DH karma almost always
You have never laughed this frequent before DH came along
You have never been this “tingaling ding dong” before DH came along
You theorize that this will not end since we don’t have the “scissors” to cut it
You know why you don’t have the scissors
You live by the line “Life doesn't always turn out the way you plan it.”
You consider depression as a drive to make your imaginations and fantasies come into reality.
You believe that living ‘etchosly’ makes you so happy.
You keep on telling other people “You have no idea how it is to be alone.”
You are ‘techy’ and ‘alone.’
You believe a day would never be complete without DH stuffs.
You believe in the saying, “early bird catches the benta” but ...
You know as well that the late bird saves the best for last
You regard this as very memorable, you might as well make this a book
You know if someone DH tells you, etchos aside, it’s etchos aside, no questions asked
You know if someone DH is having a problem
You know if someone DH needs to talk
Etchos aside, you talk even if it takes hurrying up since someone DH is waiting in YM
In the middle of the serious talk, you still manage to inject DH things which will somehow ease the problem and will eventually ease the problem
You help each other and do each other favors, etchos aside
You can always say without hesitation, “Only a friend like you can put up with a friend like me.”
You are true friends at the end of the day, etchos aside.
And…you keep on reading all of these over and over again!
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