DH Etchos Principles of Life

by Don..(evil!)

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• Smile! life is short

• Being small is better, the world tends to be more bigger for you

• Fear not, that you cannot do something…Fear what you can do and not be able to control it

• Why talk, if you can laugh

• Truth hurts, live in fantasy

• Read minds (Cullenize), it’s fun!

• New stuffs compete, Oldies/Classics are legends

• RED is the color for insanity

• YELLOW is the color for happiness

• RED+YELLOW = insanely happy

• There is no such thing as ‘weird’; it’s just a matter of getting used to it

• Get ‘konek’ted

• Don’t lie, learn to be a ‘prank’ person

• Mind your manners! Don’t eat chocolate cake with your hands. Use chopsticks.

• Drink RED tea

• Give an honest answer: “I really don’t know”

• Give a good advice: “Wateva makes you happy”

• Hold your liver when you laugh

• Be therapeutic: Laugh before starting a conversation

• Chat, laugh, fall over, and roll

• Keep on smiling

• Start a joke that will make the world cry

• Extend contracts

• Plan ahead, plan good, and… just keep on planning

• Smile when you sleep

• Avoid depression, it’s the root of all evil laughs

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Love and Bliss!