THE D-H PROFILE

• okay.. first of all, i wanna thank our fans for giving my site 72 hits as of now! yippee! haha! i was shocked to see THE number..its so d-h!

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• i wanna thank the D in D-H because probably, he contributed to the half of the 72! haha! my biggest fan...harhar..

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• i thought of doing a D-H profile..just for our "fans" to take a peek of how it is to be a D-H!

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• THE D-H PROFILE

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• Name: D-H
• Address: Quezon Southville, Hong Kong Venice(haha!)
• Contact Number: 72-4004273 (updated: (72)-123-68)
• Children, if any: Dhanzel ----->
• Joint Accounts: JT Bank- 550 (bankrupt with debt)
• NV Bank- 2000 (bankrupt with debt)
• TS Bank- 40 (still negotiable to a hundred)--- latest update: investor pulled out
• Favorite Number: 72
• Favorite Color: RED
• Favorite dessert: chocolate cake eaten with chopsticks
• Favorite drink: RED tea with hazelnut syrup
• Body Organ of choice: Liver
• Diseases: Hazydonia/ Donnydonia
• Medication Taken, if any: Glutathione double strength bolus!

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• On being questioned: "I really don't know."
• On being commanded: "Whatever makes 'em happy!"
• On Computations: 72
• On Costs: 40 pesos or 150 pesos
• On being useless: "Prankly, we don't care!"
• When being challenged: "Bring it on!"
• When being impatient or angry: "Prankly, we don't give a damn!"

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• Don't forget to keep posted for the last chapter of the trilogy! It will surely make your livers bleed red blood! Ours kinda did..

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For the meantime, please support our previous adventures. Just click the links below to read:

• THE D-H CHRONICLES: THE COASTER

• THE D-H CHRONICLES: THE PRANK

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• Have a RED Christmas everyone! We are surely having one blastin' RED one!