THE D-H CHRONICLES: THE PRANK

previously on the d-h chronicles:

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• nong don and i had our own share of team building, planning, as well as executing the plans for the board exam preparations..( we just really don't know how good, funny or bad we did it..hehe!)..anyway..the previous part ended at our last day..

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• this part of the story will start at the time our contracts are supposed to end...

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welcome to the D-H CHRONICLES: THE PRANK

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• november 30, noon time...

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• we talked it over (or rather we just gave ourselves "the look") if we shall be joining them for dinner and sleep there for one last night. so there..we decided to give them what they want..whatever makes 'em happy! harhar! (it has been days since people are "inviting" us to join their dinner party and we declined since "our contracts will end at nov 30, 1 pm" and that "sir, did not invite us and our stomachs were out of the budget" haha!)

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• but the catch was, let them assume that we're not going because we're already super tired; nong don with all the driving..and me with all the laughing..hehehe! dakilang drayber ni grace since day 1..hehe..nang kim did not bring her license when she was with us so nong don drove all throughout..hehe..so we went with our tasks to make sure that they ate, and got on the vans COMPLETE and safe..

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• we left the venue early that afternoon after the vans left. nang aica came with us. after we took a stop at THE Don's mansion, we zoomed off to holy rosary, calumpang. we chilled at the sofa and still putting on our tired faces and dramas, we told people that we can't come to dinner with them since "our contracts end at 1 pm and that we have 'extended' it until that night to make sure they get to the vans COMPLETE."

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• that afternoon, we kept reminding them to attend the mass before going to their dinner venue (which most of them don't know yet..surprise!)...and we kept telling them that we are just here to make sure that all of them went to mass, and got on the vans COMPLETE...some of them we're disappointed but did not care so much so it was easy for us to pull the trick.

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• we attended the mass with 'tired minds, tired souls' but we didn't sleep..hehe..after the mass, they boys kept bugging manong don that we should attend the party. louie got on his knees and said, "nong, attend gid kamo ya..miskan maluhod pa ko d."...some of the boys also had their own convincing prowess... "kun wala gd man kamo nainvite, kami na ga-invite sa inyo subong"....."ano number ni sir vargas? tawgan ta sya..para mapakadto kamo to"...."nong, kun ano gd man ya karon, magwa lang ta ya eh..dal-a si hazel..mapa uncle tom's ta..ilista lng kay nicholas nga ngalan!".....(hahaha!)by this time, nikki was already backing off a bit..hehe!

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• the girls also had their share with me..."ngaa indi kamo mag upod hw?"..and as usual, the reply was, "we'll just make sure that you ride the vans COMPLETE, then we're going home since we're tired already."...."sige na bala..upod na kamo..wala man na kaso ah.."..."mapuli gid kamo ya?"

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• even sir albances and sir pendon convinced us..but we can't...hihi!

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• ok so after the mass, we let them ride the vans then checked if how many of them are sleeping out. people in the vans kept asking us our "final decision"...and we just said, "people! dasiga nyo na! sakay na para kapuli na kami..."......"saka na sa vans kay kapoy na kami!"......"indi nyo na kami pagpahibi-a ni hazel..asta na lng diri contract namon"......."saka na..saka na!"

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• by this time, almost all of them said ther goodbyes, or so they thought!..people kept thanking us for the last times and waved goodbyes...

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• and also by this time, kai, chessa and jelai keep bugging us to go with them. i can feel it that they are going ballistic on us and that tears may flow soon..hehe..as i am busy making sure that they are going to the venue COMPLETE, i did not mind them much. but at the back of my mind, i was wondering where they are since i haven't noticed them in all the vans that i've checked. but i just said maybe they just kept quiet in the back seats since they dislike me at that moment.

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• after we let the vans go, we are almost ready to zoom off. BUT, as i turned my head, i saw three buttheads squatting at the side of Grace, manong don's car. oohhh! whaatt?!! they were there to trap us and beg us to go to dinner with them! the plan was just simple. make sure they ride the vans COMPLETE and we will just follow them at Esca's. done! but because of the three girls, we're screwed..BIG TIME!

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• i asked florence if the three could go with them since there's still space in her car. but thick skulled as they already are, they won't go with her. and so, we're left with three girls and one big trouble. nong don agreed to make them come with us but we will just drop them off at esca's. but the three are really pushy..they told sir albances that we are not coming. then sir told them "tistingan lang nila kun indi sila mag upod kay pani-paon ko gid sila." hehe..

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• so, i went upstairs to "mock pack" my things to appear realistic..i just closed the zipper of my bags then placed my laundry inside so it would look full...sneaky, eh?! but of course, messy as i am, i still have a lot of thigs left in my room..while i was "mock packing", the three knocked at nong don's room to beg him..he just turned his back around. little did hey know that he is concealing his laughter since his lips are starting to tremble with hidden smiles! haha! then nong don shouted, "hazel! dasiga na..lakat na ta!"...so here i am, gathering my bags ,which was almost empty, and hurriedly going down.

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• while we were packing, sir albances told the girls to come with them so that it will be easy for all of us. kai just gave him a snob then walked out! hahaha!

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• ok..so here we are with our bags and all...poor don..he packed all his things since the girls are looking at him the whole time..hehehe! we placed out things in the car then told them the real, or rather REEL reason that we're not coming...we told them that we had a trouble with sir vargas regarding our tasks..then nong don bursted: "may tubig pa to nga nabilin sa likod ho!"..then i went:"ano nga tubig?" (it was so imromptu that i did not get the "script" in the first place..hehe) then we started mocking a mini fight/ trouble scene..hihihi!

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• we just gave the girls straight, tired faces..then we 'ordered' them to just go in the car after much trouble..nong don went back just to inform the people there that we're going out and leaving already..when...WHEN...he saw Rodin at the door, looking like he has no problem at all! what happened to COMPLETE???!!! waaahhh! all the vans have gone out already and he was left there! he was late because he took a bath..ugh! what if manong did not go back anymore and we left? what will he do???!!! (if you're a fan of the D-H Chronicles, you'll know the answer..)

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• our irk level just went up a whole new level! "haze! may mas dako pa d sa problema ta ho?!"..hehehe! we hurriedly made him go inside the car since "we can't wait to go home because we're tired already"...

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• as we leave holy rosary..the car was quiet..i could sense chessa crying out of disappointment..nag sunggod sya! hehe...then rodin asked her, "ches, nasip-on ka?"....hahahahaha! i cannot fathom the depth of which i controlled my laughter! hahaha! its good that it's dark in the car, so my smiles can't be noticed..hahaha

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• we just diverted the topic and talked about fun stuffs just to ease the horror. hehe..then nong don passed me his cell telling me to inform van #1 that we have an additional four heads in the car. wen i turned it up, it said.."hala haze..kulbaan ko basi magsunggod sila.." then i just replied with ease and passed it over to him again.."indi na ah..makadto man ta gyapon..hehe! si chessa lang ang kululbaan..hehehe"...

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• by this time, no one contacted Rodin wondering where he went..and he still maintained the no-problem-in-this-world-can-affect-me disposition..no wonder why..he already knew the venue of their dinner party..hehe..but still, what will he do if we were already gone?? we honestly really don't know!

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• so there we go..cutting the tension in the car with laughter..and when we were near, we planned to eat at chowking..decoy! harhar! we dropped them off then said goodbye..i even signaled jelai to ease chessa out...the second after they closed the door, we BURSTED to laughter and more laughter for like a minute! hahahaha! soo funny....

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• they came in at Esca's looking like a bunch of non-board passers attending a victory party while we laugh outside..hehehe..peace!

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• we parked and stepped out of the car minutes later..nong don and i looked like silly bandits outside the restaurant looking ahead and observing them..we went in after the prayer and when people have mostly SETTLED DOWN.

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• when we went in, the girls gave us "the look"..haha! they could not believe we lured them into a false world! hahaha! well, whatever makes 'em happy!

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• i also saw mother queen there..she was also happy to see us and thanked us for our efforts..we took a picture wherein she carried me in her arms! hehe!the three bachelors were also there...

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• and while everybody looked fabulous, i look like a rag doll..hahaha! we haven't prepared much because of all these troubles..and we were really super tired!

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• so ok...this is the story of how we got our oscar awards...care for another one?

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• keep posted for the last leg of the D-H CHRONICLES!

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• enjoy!!! leave some love and comments!